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Empty Array Jokes
Eugene McDonnell
| Customer: | |
I’d like to have strawberries without cream. |
| Waiter: | |
We haven’t any cream. |
| Customer: | |
Do you have any yogurt? |
| Waiter: | |
Sure, we have yogurt. |
| Customer: | |
Okay, I’ll have them without yogurt. |
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| Lady: | |
What price are your pork chops? |
| Butcher: | |
$5.98 per pound. |
| Lady: | |
That’s outrageous! Mr. Schmidt, down the street,
charges only $3.98 per pound. |
| Butcher: | |
Why don’t you buy them from Mr. Schmidt, then? |
| Lady: | |
He’s all out of them today. |
| Butcher: | |
Lady, when I’m all out of chops,
I charge only $2.98 for them. |
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| Archaeologist: | |
I have made an astounding discovery!
On the basis of my investigation of the pyramid of Cheops,
I find that the ancient Egyptians knew all about wireless radio. |
| Reporter: | |
That’s astounding!
How did you determine that?
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| Archaeologist: | |
In all my investigations, I never found any wire. |
First appeared in APL Quote-Quad,
Volume 12, Number 2, 1981-12; APL Quote-Quad, Volume 13, Number 2, 1982-12.
last updated: 2009-07-20 14:25
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